Mobile Porn

While we don’t normally advocate any particular product over another – apart from our own ๐Ÿ˜‰ – we have to say that we are very, very impressed with Google’s Android OS on the latest and greatest smartphones. We are talking specifically about the more recent version 2.2 (Froyo) update as it now includes the ability to play Flash web content, and with that most adult content on the web without having to have a special mobile version.

That’s mainly why we like it, it has a massive amount of apps to download and use just like iOS on the iPhone series, however Google doesn’t have the same set of arcane restrictions in place, they let us be adults and make choices for ourselves. I love the fact that I can browse the ExtremeCFNM website and member’s area and play the movies while I’m sitting on the bus … although you do have to tilt the screen away sometimes or you can get some funny looks, I’d also advocate using a set of headphones too!

The main reason I wanted to mention this is that I like technology that makes our lives easier, and in this case Android certainly has, the iPhone is great so please don’t get me wrong, but in this webmaster’s opinion Android is better (at the moment).

Blonde Twins

It was the end of another very busy show and the ladies in the audience were all quite drunk. It’s normally about this time – just after the performances – that “things” start to happen. You find you get a lot of advances from women in the audience who’s normal inhibitions have gone due to a night on the booze.

This particular evening Paul and Nick were on stage signing t-shirts after they had finished their slots, the ladies are happy to bare all sorts to be signed; arses, tits, whatever, they really don’t care as long as the marker leaves some sort of branding on them to show to their friends.

As time was getting on a pair of very pretty blonde twins were hanging around the two lads, having had a lot experience they both know the signals pretty well. Nick leant over and nudged Paul who nodded knowingly. Nick turned to the twins and asked if they fancied meeting after the signings are done with. Both of the twins agreed one with a smirk on her face.

After about twenty minutes or so Nick called the girls over, grabbing the hand of one of them he took her backstage while the other chatted to Paul. At this point the girl said very little to Nick as she knew exactly what was coming. Nick lead the pretty blonde into one of the back rooms and pulled her into his arms, he kissed her at first then grabbed at her small but firm tits. Not resisting in the slightest she allowed him to pull down her tight summer top to reveal her perfectly formed small tits, Nick sucked on them for a moment or two before he pulled her down onto the floor.

With the lone twin now laying on her back Nick kept sucking on her firm tits as he pulled up her short skirt to reveal an astonishingly tight little pussy visible under her kinky underwear. By now she was very wet and Nick began to slip his fingers between the moist lips of her hot wet pussy, Nick moved down and placed his head between her legs pulling her underwear to one side and started to lick and finger her sweet snatch. The girl who had already started to gasp with delight raised her head from the floor and in a soft whisper said to Nick; “I want you to fuck me quickly before my sister comes looking for me, she might get worried.”.

Nick being the obliging sort of guy quickly pulled his cock out which was already very hard, the girl seemed quite pleased with herself and then with one hand slid her panties to one side while with the other grabbed the monster cock presented to her and pulled it towards her pussy. Nick moved forward and without any trouble slipped into her wet pussy and started to pump his cock in and out of the horny twin as fast as he could knowing full well that at any point the twin sister may start to call for her.

Nick lifted the girl slightly off of the floor with both hands wrapped around her small firm arse and continued to fuck her as hard as he could. By this point the girl was writhing all over the place so Nick decided to try something, he moved a finger round to her arse and slowly pushed it in, the blonde hottie went wild and raised up thrusting her hips up and down to get as much cock and anal stimulation as possible.

Then suddenly there was a voice calling from just outside of the backstage area … it was the girls twin sister calling out for her, Nick and the naughty twin looked at one another for a moment, and then without a word they both fucked as fast as they could trying to reach a point where they were both satisfied. Nick utters the words; “Shall I cum inside you?”. “No”, she says, and pulled his cock out of her now soaking hole and towards her mouth. Nick worked his cock pointing into the blonde’s pretty little mouth, it was only a matter of moments before he started shooting his load into the horny twin’s mouth and all over her face and chin. Right at that point the door to the room swung open and in walked the girl’s twin sister! The new arrival looked down at the pair of them on the floor for a second and then proceeded to giggle commenting on Nick’s great arse, and just how much cum was now over her sisters face and mouth.ย Nick jumped to his feet and turned around quickly, he looked at the second twin who seemed to have enjoyed her view of everything. The naughty twin who was still on the floor at this point pulled her panties back over her pussy and stood up to rearrange herself.

The twin sisters said very little to one another as Nick sorted himself out, they just watched him. Nick then mentioned that they should all go back out to the stage. As the girls and Nick walked back the naughty twin whispered in Nick’s ear; “Thanks for a great fuck, made my night.”. The two sisters walked off whispering and giggling to one another. Nick went over to the other lads with a big cheesy grin, nobody said a word, or needed to, they all just knew.

Driving Directions

On the way to a show in Manchester Dave was driving the van but was having problems finding the club, as time was starting to get on he pulled over to ask for directions from a guy who was loading his car by the side of the road. Dave stopped right next to him and asked if he knew where the club we were trying to get to was, after a brief exchange Dave was on the way knowing exactly where he had to go.

In the end we made it to the club with plenty of time to spare. The show went really well and as usual we were all knackered after the performance and decided to stay the night in the van rather than trying to drive home.

Waking the next morning we all decided to grab breakfast at a nearby cafe before hitting the road again. Dave started the van and off we went for grub. As the cafe was pretty close to the club we ended heading out of town on the same road we drove in on the day before, Dave – being a bit of a comedian – happened to see the same guy who had given us directions to the club standing by the side of his car. Bearing in mind at least 15 hours had passed since we asked him for directions, Dave slowly pulled the van over next to him, wound down his window and said; “Excuse me, did you say a right or left turn at the first junction?”.

The guy looked up and his jaw dropped, at which point we drove off and left him standing there with a bewildered look on his face. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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