This time of year, I always find myself daydreaming about the perfect Christmas – the perfect CFNM Christmas, of course.

In reality, I’ll be spending it with the folks, so there won’t be much time for indulging beloved fetishes. All the same, I can’t help picturing the sorts of things a devoted CFNM couple might get up to.

For a start, they could send out CFNM-themed Christmas cards to all their pals. Images could include a guys versus girls snowball fight, with the girls in cute bobble hats and mittens and the guys naked, ice crystals clinging to their bare skin. Or CFNM Santa, naked apart from his fur-trimmed hat and curly white beard. Or CFNM carol-singers.

And in the run-up to Christmas they could have fun sourcing CFNM-themed presents for each other.

If you’re a guy looking for a kinky festive gift for your girlfriend or spouse, why not get her a selection of body paints so she can decorate your naked flesh with festive motifs? Or a cute little nurse outfit so she can give you a seasonal check-up? Or, if you’re ready to take that next step into submissive maledom, why not treat her to a strap-on? Few things put a smile on a girl’s face like 9 inches of realistically moulded silicone rubber – unless it’s 12 inches. They’re cheaper than jewellery, perfume, handbags or shoes, but, if you opt for a vibrating one, remember to lay in extra batteries.

Girls, you might get your guy some bronzer to lend a healthy golden glow to his unclothed bod. Or why not look into buying him some cock and ball bling? If you’re after a present of timeless simplicity, there’s the traditional Prince Albert cock ring, but far more complicated arrangements are available too – for example, if the man in your life tends to get over-excited at Christmas, you might consider keeping him in check with a stainless steel urethral plug.

Yes, I can just picture the ideal CFNM couple, playing with their presents beside a roaring fire. And if the girl doesn’t like what the guy got her, she can also roast some chestnuts instead.