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Late Night Drive
We’d had another great show at a small nightclub in Aberystwyth, mid Wales. It had been a good night all round, great looking girls out for a good time and some “extra” fun afterwards. The only part of the night we had not been looking forward to was the drive back home, it’s a 5 hour drive at best on the worst Welsh roads you could imagine. Dave had driven his own car to the gig so I had the luxury of choosing which vehicle to travel home in, the comfy car, or the battered old van, the choice was quite easy! We stocked up on Red Bull to keep us awake and off we went leaving the lads in the old slow van. About an hour into the drive Dave informed me that we needed to stop for fuel. What! I asked him why he didn’t get any back in the town we had not long left? Dave responded by saying he thought it would be ok. However I knew this route and the chances of getting fuel were almost nil. Without any other option other than to keep driving we keep going well into the night. Luckily it was summer so the sun started to rise very early which was a massive relief and a big help.
We were still looking out for a fuel station without any luck when the inevitable happens, we run out of fuel and grind to a halt in the middle of nowhere. I was to say the least, a little bit pissed off. Dave trying to be clever – not – came up with the ground-breaking idea of pushing the car. I reminded him that we were hours away from anywhere remotely classed as civilisation, we could not find a filling station when we did actually have fuel, and that the car weighed approximately 2 tons. Dave seemed quite optimistic and wanted to give it a go, not wanting to send out any bad vibes I agreed to give it a go.
Not really believing my eyes – and after only 20 minutes of pushing – we roll around a bend and there right in front of us was a fuel station! At this point we were worn out and managed to jump into the car to roll the last few metres into the fuel stop … only to discover it was closed. We had a look around and much to our relief it was only about an hour until it was opening, we were happy again!
It wasn’t a long wait before we were able to fuel up and get back on the road, by this point we were both very sleepy and decided to alternate the driving in 20 minute blocks which would enable us to get back home safely. I drove first, then 20 minutes later Dave took over, and so on, this continued for hours. As soon as Dave took over the driving duties I fell asleep for what seemed like only a few minutes then had to wake for my turn driving. It’s amazing how fast 20 minutes can pass when you are very tired. After what seemed like and age we eventually arrived home, I passed out the instant my head hit the pillow and had a well earned sleep in my own bed.
The next day I met up with the lads who seemed quite eager to tell me that Dave had cheated on the way home the night before. Apparently each time I had fallen asleep Dave had wound the car’s clock on so that I thought I had slept for 20 minutes when in fact it was not even 5, bastard! I felt robbed. I had the last laugh the following week when I pissed in his bottle of Lucozade…
Van Explosion
In the early days money was very tight and to save cash we would do everything on the cheap, even down to the oil we would use in the van engine as we found out to our own detriment. It was a nice summer evening and as usual we were making our way to a show, the good news this time was that it was a local gig so we only had to travel about 60 miles. Four male strippers and their gear all bundled into the back of a battered old van bombing along country lanes, it’s always exciting when we travel as you never quite know what what the night will turn up.
We were hurtling through old country lanes in West Wales in convoy with another van driven by our compare. The compare is the guy that holds the show together by singing and introducing the lads on and off stage, he basically controls the whole flow of the night, without a good compare you end up with a lot of bored and rowdy ladies. Normally we’d all be in the same van but on this night the compare had brought his own van as he was working another gig the following day and had to leave right after the show.
Anyway, back to the point of the story, remember how I was saying that we did things on the cheap? Well on this occasion we found out what happens when gearbox oil is used in a van engine! After about 20 miles or so of driving we started to hear a loud rumbling noise coming form the general direction of the engine, I turned to Dave who was driving and asked if he had heard it too? He said he had but that it was nothing to worry about as the van always makes unusual noises. At this point nobody except Dave was aware of the gearbox oil that had been used in the engine, it would seem that Dave had conveniently forgotten tell us all.
The engine noise gradually got much louder until we all start talking about what we should do, should we stop, or keep going? It was only a few more miles to go and we decided the van should be ok and make it. Wrong! We pushed the van so hard that eventually the engine completely exploded, not only that, but the damage was so devastating that large pieces of engine components rolled under our van and then hit the front of our compare’s van who was following closely behind without a clue what was going on in front of him. The “shrapnel” from the leading van caused so much damage to the radiator of the compare’s van that it also put him out of action! You can imagine the face on the recovery lorry driver when he saw who was in the van and what had happened.
The moral of this story is to not always do things on the cheap … and not to trust a driver who puts gearbox oil in an engine. 😉
New Trial Membership Option
13 years ago
by ExtremeCFNM
in News
We have now added a trial option to ExtremeCFNM, you can now sign-up for €1.95 and check out the best parts of the site without paying for a full membership. We think that once inside you will love what you see.
We really are quite proud of what we have put together over the years. Starting out touring the UK in a battered old van to running one of the most popular CFNM sites on the web.
Unlike a lot of other CFNM sites – which are all good – we are 100% real, no fake scenes or setups, just real ladies and real CFNM strippers.